“Boner Brew”

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Boner Brew

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How many times have you clicked on something that takes you to an infomercial that goes on and on, telling you about some wonderful cure or an amazing vitamin and it goes on and on and on telling you endless stories about this wonder cure but they never really telling you anything. But at the very end, still without telling you a anything, you can have this miracle cure for just $69.95 a month, or less than $2.95 a day which is less than a cup of coffee. Wow! I must get it!

Because most of us aren’t stupid we X out of the ad pretty quickly. But this was so hilariously funny with promises that if this was a problem with you, your body was already signally itself to die ( he honestly said that) and your wife, ( because she only married you for sex) was probably already deeply depressed and planning to either divorce you or cheat on you; and you aren’t married – wouldn’t you want to give off a pheramone that would subconsciously cause women to throw themselves at you? You must rush, and buy his magic “Boner Brew!”

     Yes, this was about erectile dysfunction – or ED – and this man had the verifiable cure for it.

Since I was laughing so hard, my 69 year old husband came into my computer room wondering what was so funny. I had to break the news to him.
“You’re dying.”
“So? I know that” he informed me with no shock in his voice
“But that isn’t the worst part! I’ll have to leave you for a younger man who can keep going for four hours!” I was practically crying by now, devastated at the probable end of our relationship.
“Knock yourself out, honey. I’ll be dead.”
Then I started thinking . . . four hours? Would I live through that? Now I know that may be a wonderful fantasy for a guy, but at 62 I think that may break my hip joints.

Sadly, if your long time relationship has only been based on sex it was probably over a long time ago. Now, this entire spiel is about 30 minutes long. I didn’t think to look at when it started. It takes you to Peru to meetings with tribal leaders to get the secret herbs. Since the narrator is a history professor he had connections to study the effects of the herbs. He goes into great detail. How he said all this with laughing is impressive – but who knows how many attempts it took.

I listened until the end just to hear what else he would say. The humor alone it is worth listening to. I am still laughing.

4 Comments

  1. I would like to buy the ‘Boner Brew”, may I get the info. where can I get the Boner Brew”, since I already bought the Book, from You, few days ago…Waiting for Your Help, very Badly! I’ll appreciate
    very Much !!! Thank You, again !!! Looking forward, for Your kindly Respond.
    Sincerely, Yehouda Binyamin

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    1. I’ll have to see if it is on the original ad. I was laughing so hard when I listened to the infomercial. Now you must be pulling my leg, right? It must have been at the end. I’m so sorry you are in such terrible need :-((

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    1. I laughed so hard when I listened to this infomercial. I couldn’t believe what he was saying. You know there had to be people listening to it and believing it and ordered it for themselves. I’d love to know what is actually in it but I don’t have money to throw around. LOL!

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