How My Boyfriend Learned To Use a Maxi Pad

……this is funny. Do dogs get ‘periods’ ? Please leave comments on the original blog. Thanks

Everything Possible and Impossible

Our Golden Retriever Tender was in heat for the very first time.

“Are there any doggy underwear out there?” I asked my boyfriend.

He almost choked on his sandwidge and gave me an odd look. “You asking me? Go to the pet store, they should know.”

“Ah, that’s a good idea!” I smiled.

“Surely there must be something out there, I don’t want to have blood all over the house.”

***

A pet store lady gave me a blank look. “Underwear for dogs?”

“Yeah, or something like pads, you know so we can keep our house clean.”

She shook her head. “The only thing we have are these waterproof “accident” mats, love.” she offered.

“That’s not what I am after, but thanks anyway.”

***

“Hey babes, I am home.” I kissed Drew on the lips.

“Any luck?” he asked.

“Nope…,but I’ve got an idea!”

“Why doesn’t that surprise me, huh?…

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